1:1 Parents consulting with I Hate Soccer's Jason Collinsworth

3–12 months of 1:1 help for soccer parents dealing with tryouts, college pathway process, youth coaches, and team drama—so your kid doesn’t get wrecked by a broken system.

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1- "CRISIS" CALL ($125)
​For: Parents with one specific crisis or question.
  • 60-minute deep dive on your kid’s situation.
  • Immediate action plan: tryouts, coach response, club decision, confidence rebuild.
  • Written summary with next steps.
Best for: “My kid got benched after one mistake” or “Should my player attend ID Sessions with other clubs?"
Total: $125 (one-time payment)
90-Day Plan (3 Calls, $300)
For: Tryout season + early season chaos or college recruiting pathway!
- Call 1: Situation deep dive (age, level, club, stress points).
- Call 2: Tryout/club strategy + “plan B” for drama.
- Call 3: Confidence rebuild + first 3 months of the season.
Plus: Email/DM support between calls, written summaries after each call.
Pace: One call every 3–4 weeks.
Total: $300 ($100/month x 3 or pay upfront)
​6-Month Plan (6 Calls, $600)
​For: Full half-season support through mid-season events, issues, and drama.
- Calls 1–2: Tryouts + club decisions (like your 90-day plan).
- Calls 3–4: In-season playing time, coach issues, team changes.
- Calls 5–6: Mid-season evaluation + next steps (stay/move/adjust).
Plus: Light email/DM support, summaries after each call.
Pace: Every 4–6 weeks.
Total: $600 ($100/month x 6 or pay upfront)
​1-Year Plan (10 Calls, $1,000)
For: Families committed through a full club season + tryouts.
- Calls 1–2: Tryouts + early season (90-day plan).
- Calls 3–7: Ongoing season support (benched, position changes, drama).
- Calls 8–10: End-of-season decisions + next year’s strategy.
Plus: Email/DM support between calls, full-year written roadmap.
Pace: Roughly monthly, more during tryout season.
Total: $1,000 ($100/month x 10 or pay upfront)
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